I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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