Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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