so let's talk penis.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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