So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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