There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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