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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I miss Bob Barker.

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  Yeah, more like Douche Carey...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina

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  i got awkward and finally asked him what he said

  (214): View more from Texas

  he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover

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• (714): View more from California

  You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.

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• (951): View more from California

  The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!

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• (707): View more from California

  Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.

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