fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?