i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since