Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.