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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk

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  I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite

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• (510): View more from California

  I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.

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  It was probably Jesus.

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  I feel like he would have left a message.

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• (415): View more from California

  And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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• (858): View more from California

  We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  im here for your entertainment

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.

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