I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
40s are totally the cure
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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