Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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