and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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