Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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