How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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