there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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