I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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