hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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