i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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