I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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