The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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