Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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