Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can I color on your dick again?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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