A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just cut my nipple shaving
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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