"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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