I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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