Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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