I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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