arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Vodka?
Forever.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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