people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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