whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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