there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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