we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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