About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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