In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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