Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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