I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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