I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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