i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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