so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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