Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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