I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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