I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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