from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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