ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
kristin has been a bad kristin
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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