I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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