ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?