Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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