I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Is it penis luge time yet?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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