he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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