I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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