It's like God shit irony all over that family
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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