Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
