But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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