the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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