Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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