I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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