lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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