And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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