that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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