can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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its like you know when i get waxed
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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