Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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