you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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